Part 1: Mark Buys An Xbox 360
Mark tried for the longest time to get me to purchase a 360 along with him. I created this artistic masterpiece in homage to his unending Microsoft propaganda (he eventually succeeded a year or so later).
Mark always goes on and on about the technological marvels located in or near his house. Since I am too cheap to buy a Digital Media PC of my own, I am forced by proxy to make fun of his. Here is my rebuttal to the fact that Mark will not sell me his Sony Vaio digital living system even though he probably owns four of them around his house (and one in the trunk of his car).
Mark asked me to stack the weights. Here was the result. I was never really good at math. We laughed about this for 5 minutes straight.
No one can really explain why Nino’s pizza was so good because their service was absolutely terrible. Mark’s adventure this time takes us to a typical dinner at Nino’s.
No one knows where he came from, or whose friend he really was. but Tipster was always there, providing advice that you didn’t really want, need or ask for.
I am not even exaggerating on this one. The man does this. I have seen it with my own eyes.
I was genuinely excited when I found out beforehand that Mark was going to ask Lisa to marry him. Somehow, I saw this scenario happening in my head.
Why we never got kicked out of the gym is beyond me, but we sure had a loyal fan base.
Although I made this story up, our conversations at the gym usually went like this.
A good 90% of our IM conversations go something like this. In light of the recent Xbox 360 dashboard upgrade, I created this gem as a form of ironic revelry.
